What happened to Friday? the mayans were right!!?

last Thursday i came home from a long day of work, tore off my shirt and trousers, had some tuna casserole, then put on my will smith CD and dozed off. when i woke up it was Sunday!!! my question is what the heck happened to Friday???? is the 2012 apocalyps beggining early?? did friday get errased from existence by a black hole? dear baby jesus save us